SPONTANEOUS.

“oh no.. i realised this is who i am.. how thoughtful of u thoe.. hairyness made me famous u see i am quite unique compare to miss tree lover here. its a fasicnating thing what u can do with those hair. i slept with it, wipe my mouth on it.. play hide and seek in it mmmhmm just great memory.”–Laura Lai.

oh water divine..H2O, how i love thee.

so hot. so hot. so hot. so hot.

its HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT.

where did my spring go?  :(

it just let sizzling summer in and never said goodbye to withering winter. what a rude season. bring in awesome autumn.

[see what i did with my alliterations ^]

i wanna go swimming. oooh i wanna swim. get rid of this ache in my neck. hmm…

mawakalookalala. ga ga goo goo. bibitybobitybooo.

okay ttyl while i sizzle in the sun.

Lightbulb moments…

i recently had a lightbulb moment today.

you know ‘mat rempits’ in malaysia? those guys who love speeding on their little motorcycles, thinking they so cool? ‘broom broom-ing‘ on those bicycles with motors. speeding down the highways or main roads at past midnight letting tired old ladies wanna shout words of ‘encouragement’. well. i thought that since they’re such a celebrated group in malaysia, why not train them to become ambulance drivers? SPLENDID idea! these men would get to legally feel the need for speed. AND people will HAVE to make way for them. AND they get to drive through red lights. therefore. this could reduce the number of hooners and rempiters.

i know i know. i’m a genius!

i think i might go and write mr najib a letter considering this idea. this should help the country a little bit doncha think?

oh ps– tzar, malaysia is NOT holand. -.-

Rants.

pretty pissed and vulnerable atm.

I THINK BOYS ARE UNBELIEVABLE. its so unbelievable how stupid they can be. and how ignorant they can be. they just don’t see how girls work now do they? they don’t have hearts, huh? yet. they’re allowed to be that way. COZ THEY’RE GUYS. -.-

I HATE IT when people joke about things like THAT. not to give too much deets. but WHAT THEY DID, was hurtful. it kinda made me feel raw and vulnerable. now i can’t trust anyone other than my old friends. they were always trustworthy. they didn’t joke about these things. even if someone blurted something out, they’d be sensitive about it and just not bring it up. i’m not comparing friends or anything but *sigh*. i guess this is how one sided fights can be. i’m angry but they don’t know that i’m angry. i hate bottling it up inside. i think i’ll give them a piece of my mind. right now. okay. rant over.

i shall now forgive everyone and settle this once and for all. dammit. i can’t hold a grudge. -.-

please scold me for being a bitch about unnecessary things. please. i’m sure boys have a lovely side to all of them. they just like to hide it.

GAAAAAH. STUPID HORMONES. D:

FAMOUS QUOTES BY THE ONE AND ONLY..

this is a special post for my peeps in school and my lovable buffle, laura lai.

LAURA LAI. you are a big legend. and you should become college captain. you’d beat peng, riky, etc etc. this post is just about some of the intelligent and distinguished things she has said in times of distress.

So here we go:

” TALKING TO ME MAKES ME STUPID.”

” THANK GOD I’M THE STUPIDEST.”

” (after someone insulted her) OH YEAH? WELL SO IS YOUR FACE. HAH.”

“…they should have a dance where they put a pole in the centre of the stage and so laura lai can dance around it…”

“sunshine, lollipops and rainbows everywhere and…..(pause)….ladidadidadidaaaaaaaaa!”

“You so hot you make me horny.”

“You so hot you can’t fit through a door!”

“I am a mistake.”

and. that’s all i can think of at the moment. so if anything new comes up. i’ll post it!

so stay tuned!

“Everything was going just the way I planned the broccoli was done!”

broccoli is my comfort food. i love broccoli. its the best comfort food you could ever get. so easy to prepare and so easy to stay slim and be healthy. you just steam it. and its perfect for winter. its oh-so delicious and oh-so warm and steamy. its got anti-oxidants, vitamin C, iron, fiber etc.. PERFECTO MAXIMO. :9

last night was nicola’s birthday. twas quite fun. i had lots of celery sticks. the pole was the main attraction though. it got all the attention.

my birthday’s tomm. what to do…? quite sleepy atm. i failed my spec yesterday. i feel terrible today. maybe i’m going through menopause.

and thank you laura for that lovely lovely card. i love you so so so much buffle! and the chocolate defines heaven.

mawa-kaloo-kalala. boon can crack me up even if he doesnt mean to.  XD

Cheapo cards are the way to go. :)

i love you laura lai. very much.

thank you. i love the stick on letters.

FRIES FTW!

thanks for the crossword puzzles and the mazes really lightened up my day.

WeLY Riky Handoko. very much. :)

dear riky,
i dedicate this post to you. i really hope you get better and hope you get to read this awesome post about you.
i have thought of several nicknames for you already so be grateful:
i) JIGGLYPUFF (from pokemon). why? because your curves are jiggly and puff (from cream puff) coz you’re so round but sweet on the inside. *don’t take this personally*
ii) rikylicious. me and tzar have come up with a song for you:

the best song ever.

iii) whale. that’s just nick’s own personal name for you. i mean what’s he on about. you are so not a whale. geez.

that’s pretty much it. oh ily laura lai too.

this woman. so desperate. aiyoh.

Some things that come about on the internet…

heeheehee. i agree.

SOME FOOD. FROM: http://gluttonyisabliss.com

DAIM CAKE. *droool*

RAMLI BURGER. american style.

SUSHI ADDICTS: HEAVEN HAS ARRIVED ON EARTH. WOOOOOO~

yes. i stare at pictures of food in my free time. :9

thanksh to tess for that lovely webbie/blog.

Did you know…?

that children nowadays are very sick in the head. SICK. this is what i read recently in an article.

children these days. tsk tsk. just ask your parents about it. come on. google could really explain it well and get you hooked on google…but its safer to just ask your parents about it.

mind you, if you see something you’re not supposed to see: shut that window, turn the monitor off, pull the plug.